A FAMOUS DOG'S BLOG

VICTORIA STILWELL'S SADIE

2011-06-01T05:00:00.000-07:00

Sadie is a gorgeous (and most certainly well-behaved) chocolate lab whose person is Victoria Stilwell. Victoria is one of the world's most recognized and respected dog trainers, best known for her role as the host of Animal Planet's hit TV series "It's Me or the Dog," and as a judge on "CBS's Greatest American Dog."

First of all, I need to stress that I am perfect and have no personal need for Victoria's special brand of expertise. Now that we've gotten that straight, I would like to share with you the conversation Sadie and I had, and then I'll tell you more about Victoria.

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help and what lesson you are here to help that person learn?

Sadie: It’s taken me awhile, but I’ve finally settled down with my true family. The youngest in the family was very scared of even happy dogs like me before I arrived, but I helped her get over that really quickly. So it seems pretty clear that my main purpose here is to continue to develop alongside her as she figures out all the crazy stuff those humans have to deal with.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Sadie: I don’t know – never really thought about it. I guess there’s gotta be some kind of higher power, because the joy I feel when I’m out on a walk or when someone comes back home is not something I think any dog could really take credit for creating on their own.

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Sadie: You just gotta roll with it. I try not to get too bogged down in stuff that depresses me, so I choose to ignore that which I cannot change and celebrate whatever is I’ve got when I’ve got it.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Sadie: To carve out a special place in the hearts of all those I lived with so that they can carry our joy with them wherever they go.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Sadie: Walks, food games, tummy rubs, and getting wet. Oh, and during the springtime, licking my feet.

In her role as the host of Animal Planet's hit TV series "It's Me or the Dog," Victoria Stilwell is able to share her insight and passion for positive, reward-based dog training. By reaching audiences in over 30 countries, Stilwell helps counsel families on their pet problems. Her two best-selling books, IT'S ME OR THE DOG: How to Have the Perfect Pet and FAT DOG SLIM: How to Have a Healthy, Happy Pet, have been widely praised, and they detail her core reward-based training philosophies: "think dog" and develop "clear, consistent communication between owner and dog." Stilwell is passionate about using positive reinforcement training methods that enhance a dog's ability to learn while increasing confidence, resulting in a healthy, well-adjusted pet. She is firmly against the use of forceful, dominance-based training techniques which often result in 'quick fixes' but ultimately cause more long-term harm than good.

Victoria has a particular fondness for rescue animals in need of behavior rehabilitation, and has devoted much of her time and energy to a number of animal rescue organizations in New York and Atlanta, serving as a behavior advisor and giving regular seminars on the subject of dog rescue, training and rehabilitation. She is committed to helping the cause of animal rescue and is heavily involved with rescue groups around the world including Paws Atlanta, Stray from the Heart (NYC), Hong Kong Dog Rescue and Greyhound Rescue of West England. She supports the Wisconsin Puppy Mill Project, Jana Kohl and the Waterside Action Group to increase awareness of the horrific practice of puppy mills globally. She has worked as a volunteer adoption counselor for the ASPCA, and she has been featured in numerous magazines and journals including The New York Times, Cosmopolitan, The Daily Mail, MSNBC.com, USA Today, Psychology Today and The Sun. Stilwell is a regular columnist for Dog World, American Dog and Dogs Today magazines. Victoria is certified by the Animal Behavior and Training Associates and is a proud member of the Association of Pet Dog Trainers (APDT).

Victoria currently resides in Atlanta with her husband, daughter and Sadie. Her website is: http://victoriastilwell.com/

My own curriculum vitae includes an honorary degree in obedience (I was too perfect to really need the training) being a beauty queen, working as a celebrity interviewer, and playing a fabulous character in the witty new novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, by Devin O'Branagan. RED HOT PROPERTY is the tale of two rookie real estate agents learning to swim with the sharks at the town's most cutthroat agency. Critics have called it "hilarious, sassy, captivating, and filled with vivid unforgettable characters." I am one of those memorable characters; I'm the office mascot and real estate assistant. And since I have an ego to match my stellar talent, I expect you to read the book. You can learn more about it by visiting: http://www.redhotnovel.com/

I'm also a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. To learn more about Best Friends, follow your nose to http://www.bestfriends.org/

Come back soon to read more of my perfect celebrity interviews!

MARINA ANDERSON'S LULU

2010-03-19T17:45:00.000-07:00

Okay, so my father wasn't famous like Lulu's, but I'm a famous dog with a blog, so that makes me feel less intimidated by the fact today's interview is with Lassie's daughter. Yes, that Lassie. Lulu has crossed the Rainbow Bridge, but since I'm psychic, this interview was easy. Lassie's person is actress Marina Anderson, who loved Lulu so much she has an entire website devoted to her: http://www.luluthecollie.com/

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help, and what lesson you are here to help that person learn.

Lulu: Oh, without a doubt I was here to help my owner, Marina. It is a karmic connection that goes way back. I was also here to help others. It was magical how people lit up when I trotted into a room. I loved making people smile. Especially in nursing homes. Marina always told me that I helped heal people. That was my mission, I’m sure. She told me I healed her pain and taught her total unconditional love and to gain her “self” back. She always put me first. I was her girl, she'd say. Wow! I did all that?

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Lulu: There’s no doubt in my mind. It guides us to the right people, circumstances to learn from and give to and why we are here.

Talisman: Were you afraid of death?

Lulu: I was more afraid of leaving Marina behind – how she’d be. She really needed me. And I needed her too. I stayed longer to make sure she would be ok. Was hard for her to let go.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Lulu: As sister to Lassie IX, daughter to Lassie VIII, those are big paws to live up to. But I did have fun appearing in all those TV shows and films and the red carpet premiers and parties were great. I loved to have my picture taken! And bring public attention to micro chipping and helping animal rescue organizations with their fundraisers was a blast! Like helping out with Talisman's cause - Best Friends Animal Society. But what really matters to me is to be remembered as the Collie who championed reuniting owners with their beloved pets - getting them back together again after they’ve been separated or lost by getting them micro chipped. I want to be remembered as the one who brought love back together…back home.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Lulu: STILL being able to be with my owner, Marina. I know it bothers her she can’t see me, but I know she can feel me around her. And of course doing my work on this side - still helping people find their pets. Love does make the world go round!

Born on Pearl Harbor Day, December 7, 1998 in the Santa Clarita Valley, California, to father, LASSIE VIII, mother STAR, and Godfather Bob Weatherwax (owner and trainer of Lassie), LULU, a full-sized Collie, was adopted at eight weeks old by actress, Marina Anderson, who also trained Lulu.

Marina Anderson is a noted actress, voice-over artist, writer, producer, designer makeup artist, teacher acting coach and personal manager. Marina's website is: http://www.marinaanderson.net/

My own credits include being a beauty queen, working as a celebrity interviewer, and playing a fabulous character in the witty new novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, by Devin O'Branagan. RED HOT PROPERTY is the tale of two rookie real estate agents learning to swim with the sharks at the town's most cutthroat agency. Critics have called it "hilarious, sassy, captivating, and filled with vivid unforgettable characters." I am one of those memorable characters; I'm the office mascot and real estate assistant. And since I have an ego to match my stellar talent, I expect you to read the book. You can learn more about it by visiting: www.RedHotNovel.com

I'm also a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. http://www.bestfriends.org/

Come back soon to read more of my brilliantly famous celebrity interviews!

BOCKER WINS RED HOT RAFFLE!

2010-01-16T08:00:00.000-08:00

Bocker the Labradoodle won the 2009 Best Friends Red Hot Raffle and will be featured in Devin O'Branagan's upcoming novel, RED HOT VAMPYRE. Bocker entered the raffle after being interviewed by me last year for my Famous Dog Blog. And now, as we star together in a comic vampire tale, we're going to get to know each other a whole lot better!

So, I thought it might be fun to repost the interview that started it all:

Recently I, Miss Talisman DeMitri, have been receiving requests for my autograph. This, of course, has thrilled me to no end because it is validation that I am, indeed, very famous. However, unlike today's celebrity interviewee, I have never been in a Steven Spielberg movie. Actually, I do expect this to change as I know for a fact that Mr. Spielberg loves Australian Shepherds and has some of his own. That said, how could any Aussie lover resist me?

Bocker the Labradoodle worked as an extra in Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds." Bocker has also appeared on television's "The View" and Animal Planet's "Dogs 101." In February he modeled at a Skybark Pre-Westminster Red Carpet fashion show in NYC and stole the show as he strutted down the runway in his Moulin Rouge outfit and sunglasses. Bocker has worked as a model for print ads that have been in countless magazines, including Vanity Fair, In Style, People, Oprah, Real Simple, Martha Stewart Living, GQ, Men's Health, ESPN Magazine and Sports Illustrated. He is also a member of The Celebripups.

Bocker lives in New York with mom, Marie Shelto, who is “team Bocker” and takes care of all Bocker’s endeavors, and daddy, Steve Shelto, who is a professional singer.

Bocker and I had a wonderful chat.

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help, and what lesson you are here to help that person learn.

Bocker: From my early days, mom always said there was something very special about me, something deep in my eyes and that it seemed I was here for a purpose. I guess the first person I was born to help is my mom. She always says I am her therapy dog first. I know without me, she wouldn’t walk as much and that I can always make her feel better by just giving her one of my “head-tilts” that show I am really listening and understanding everything she is talking to me about. Now that I am a therapy dog and also work with children as a Tail Wagging Tutor, the trail of smiles I leave behind everywhere I go is reason enough to know that I was born to help. The biggest lesson is that there is always something to smile about, no matter how bad things seem.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Bocker: My divine being is my mommy…she makes me happy and gives me everything I need in life. All the wonderful things to smell in the air, all the little animals I see running around taking care of business, and the birds always singing, make me think there must be a higher power for all this to work the way it does.

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Bocker: I’ve had a lot of friends pass on to the Rainbow Bridge and if it is the place we all imagine, then what’s wrong with spending all your time with those you love and never having any pain? Plus the thought that your loved ones that you leave behind will meet you there some day is a good thing too.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Bocker: That I will remain a part in the memory of all those I have come in contact with and know that I made a difference in their lives.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Bocker: My whole life! My modeling career, knowing I have touched the lives of so many, and just being the luckiest doodle in the world. Also taking time to be a dog, loving my family, jumping in mud and swimming in the lake with my paw park friends.

Bocker’s logo of “Bocker to The Rescue” is becoming his symbol of all the help he provides to so many. He is involved with several organizations that benefit both his human and animal friends, such as the American Cancer Society (DogsWalk Against Cancer), Animal Protective Foundation, North Shore Animal League, Animal Haven, and The Autism Connection. Bocker was proud to be Chair of the Around The World For 80 Strays Gala benefiting the Mohawk and Hudson River Humane Society. His Million Doodle March was a huge success and helped raise thousands of dollars for various rescue organizations throughout the country and helped promote autism awareness. His website, Bocker's Doodleland, is at http://www.bocker.tv/

And now, an open letter to Mr. Steven Spielberg:

Please take note of my own impressive credits: I play a fabulous character in the witty new novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, by Devin O'Branagan. RED HOT PROPERTY is the tale of two rookie real estate agents learning to swim with the sharks at the town's most cutthroat agency. Critics have called it "hilarious, sassy, captivating, and filled with vivid unforgettable characters." I am one of those memorable characters; I'm the office mascot and real estate assistant. And since I have an ego to match my stellar talent, I expect you to read the book. You can learn more about it by visiting: http://www.redhotnovel.com/

Oh, Mr. Spielberg, did I mention RED HOT PROPERTY would make a great movie? You could immortalize me. Consider the possibilities!

I'm also a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. To learn more about Best Friends please visit their website at http://www.bestfriends.org/

And come back soon to read more of my hot celebrity interviews!

JOHN BASEDOW'S MIDNIGHT

2009-12-28T17:20:00.000-08:00

My sister is a working dog on a ranch and all that herding keeps her fit and trim. I love to dance and so I am healthy and gorgeous, too. However, I imagine that John Basedow's Midnight has us both beat, paws down. I suppose if we had a personal trainer, we would be perfect, too.

Midnight's person, internationally famous fitness expert John Basedow, is the creator of the best-selling Fitness Made Simple video series, which has helped to improve the bodies and lives of thousands of men and women. He's also a model, television star, and so much more.

Like me, Midnight is very special, as our conversation clearly demonstrates:

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help, and what lesson you are here to help that person learn.

Midnight: I believe the universe works in strange and mysterious ways, all with a grand purpose in mind that we may never fully comprehend. The one thing I am sure of is that I was put here to bring joy to my best friend, who I refer to as JB. He's extremely focused, driven, and works all the time to help others improve their bodies and lives, often to the point of missing a lot of the simple pleasures. That's when I jump on his lap, chew toy in mouth, and look at him with a gaze he can't resist. I've conditioned him well to understand that this means it's time for a break. A long walk, a game of fetch, or simply a chance to smell the roses...the activity doesn't matter. I see his childlike smile light up the room, and I know I've done my job.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Midnight: I believe there is a great power that brought JB and I together. He teaches us to not let anyone put limitations on our abilities and that if we believe in ourselves we can accomplish anything. He's also equipped me with great powers, like being able walk on my hind legs for a freakishly long time and open up cabinet doors with just the touch of a paw. Yes, I'm very special. :)

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Midnight: I haven't really thought about it. JB always says he gave up aging one year for Lent and just never picked it back up. I guess if some force did separate us, I wouldn't bet on it being for a long time. The universe is a magical place, grounded in goodness, and no good could come from us being apart.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Midnight: My legacy is that I intend to be here, doing amazing things, for a very long time. This guy needs me and I want to be by his side through all of the awesome adventures that are out there awaiting us.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Midnight: That would be walking and taking a nap. I love to walk...anywhere and everywhere...and I never tire. I will walk anyone into the ground...anyone except JB. Yet another reason why I know there's a divine being who was brilliant enough to put us together in the first place. Once the walking is done, I enjoy nothing more than jumping on that aerobed and taking nap with my buddy, while reruns of Kathy Griffin's My Life On The D-List play during a Bravo marathon in the background. Mmm...pure joy.

Fueled by an undying persistence and his personal motto “believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything”, John Basedow has achieved international recognition and created a media empire with Fitness Made Simple, which includes DVD's, CD’s, supplements, and infomercials all aimed at raising awareness about the importance of making fitness a part of daily life. In addition to being a model that's graced the pages of just about every major exercise magazine, John's also a widely respected columnist who has written articles for over a dozen publications. He stars in the new reality series, John Basedow TV, which is based on his life. Building on his nationwide popularity, John Basedow TV is a "feel good" show that delivers John's positive message for your body and mind…in a creative, engaging way with a rare mix of inspirational and comedic elements. John is a spokesperson for the American Heart Association and has led their annual Heart Walk for the past three years. He also works with various other charities, including the American Diabetes Association which gave him an award in 2008, and motivates people of all ages, from teenagers to grandparents, to follow their dreams with his popular Power To Change Your Body & Life Seminars. As John says, “If you can think it, you can do it. Don’t listen to negative people. If you focus on your goals, work hard and never quit, you can achieve anything.” His website is: http://www.fitnessmadesimple.com/

I am famous, too. I'm a dancing beauty queen, a celebrity interviewer, and I play a fabulous character in the witty new novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, by Devin O'Branagan. RED HOT PROPERTY is the tale of two rookie real estate agents learning to swim with the sharks at the town's most cutthroat agency. Critics have called it "hilarious, sassy, captivating, and filled with vivid unforgettable characters." I am one of those memorable characters; I'm the office mascot and real estate assistant to Valentino DeMitri, the Queen of Real Estate. You can learn more about RED HOT PROPERTY by visiting: http://www.redhotnovel.com/

I'm also a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. I am promoting a raffle to benefit Best Friends. The winner's animal companion will become a character in the next novel in the RED HOT series of books! To learn more about this, follow your nose to http://www.redhotnovel.com/2009bestfriendsraffle.html

Come back soon to read more of my special celebrity interviews!

DOMIZIANO ARCANGELI'S LEO

2009-11-15T12:45:00.000-08:00

I do consider myself to be very exotic. I mean, really, just LOOK at my eyes! However, I will admit to being upstaged by Leo, who is an F1 pure breed Savannah cat, which is exceptionally rare. Leo's person, actor and movie producer Domiziano Arcangeli, says that, true to his breed, he is brilliant.

So, please enjoy the following conversation between two rare and brilliant individuals!

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help, and what lesson you are here to help that person learn.

Leo: I was definitely born to help my beloved companion Domiziano. He loves me like I am his son, maybe a little too much at times..he seems to have a hard time realizing that especially I, a wild cat, first generation born in captivity, but son of a real African Serval and a wild Bengal mother, have still real JUNGLE BLUE BLOOD in my veins, and am not always so patient with the human world and its hypocritical rules. I am glad I am here for Domi (that's what we call him for short) though: he's an actor and film producer and his life is very stressful. I am here to remind him of the true power of life and nature, of the higher learning of being a free animal even in a world dominated by laws and rules. And I know that when he is with me he feels more free and truly loved; I know he knows I don't hide anything and what I give is for real. Maybe Domi should understand that I cannot be his real son: he misses not having kids and thinks I am his own, but by any means, I am only the son of wild mother nature. And I can love Domi but on my own path. Because I am who I am and don't ever compromise.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Leo: I truly believe in a Divine Being. It's pagan, but it's stronger and more real than any other religion I have heard of. The wind whispers you its rules and you know it's always there for you..it guides you through the day and bewitches you under the moon at night. When I find my way home through the Hollywood Hills (I know I should not run away but sometimes I can't help myself and just run and hunt all day!) I look at the stars and I know the one that shines is talking to me, and it's taking me home. I know I have a soul, because I am innocent and cannot lie ever. When Domi is with me, he feels safe because I teach him to love without ever asking, but only with the pleasure of giving. I am only one who gives freely, loves fully and without fears or arrangements. My God is out there in whatever mother nature presents to me every day: and it's good and simple and absolute in its simplicity.

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Leo: I am not afraid of death. Life is just a cycle and everybody has to go through it! It is just one of the many steps of ones existence! I am only afraid to lose my dignity, that truly scares me! Maybe because I feel like a bit of a king and I am certainly closer to lions and leopards than most cats I know, I would never want to lose the beauty of my body, the spiritual essence of my being, the natural yet innocent freedom that nature gave when I was born. I want to die as I was born: with honor and dignity.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Leo: My legacy is freedom to all animals, respect of the wild, no more cages or compromises, no more human lies. The legacy is the truth of a life with a freedom of choice.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Leo: As in for now? Some fresh raw chopped meat!! Just kidding... Domi likes to spoil me a bit.. The greatest joy is being up in the trees looking at the moon and making sure my lovely master Domiziano can sleep well and rest after a long day of work without being disturbed by strangers. When I go and wake him up in the very early morning I love kissing him on the cheeks..he knows that my feelings are true. And I know he cares for me with all of his life. That's joy for both of us! :)

Domiziano Arcangeli is an actor and movie producer. He started his career in Italy when he was 12 and worked in the Academy Award Winning film Intervista by Federico Fellini, and co-starred with Sean Connery in The Name of the Rose and with Mickey Rourke in St. Francis Of Assisi. He has also worked with master cult genre directors like Lucio Fulci, Tinto Brass, Jess Franco, Anthony Dawson, Umberto Lenzi among others. These films were recently re-discovered by Quentin Tarantino and by the Grind House Fans and have recently become cult DVD bestsellers in newly re-mastered versions.

He is currently executive producing and starring in 3 feature films: House of Flesh Mannequins, Orgy of Blood, and Box of Shadows. They are all just being completed at this time and scheduled for several international Film Festivals. Other projects he can be seen in are Universal's Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno, Sci/fi Channel's Frankenstein Rising, and Showtime's Sin's Kitchen opposite Dennis Hopper and Jeffrey Wright.

For more info about Domiziano please see his website: DomizianoArcangeli.com

My own credits include being a beauty queen, working as a celebrity interviewer, and playing a fabulous character in the witty new novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, by Devin O'Branagan. RED HOT PROPERTY is the tale of two rookie real estate agents learning to swim with the sharks at the town's most cutthroat agency. Critics have called it "hilarious, sassy, captivating, and filled with vivid unforgettable characters." I am one of those memorable characters; I'm the office mascot and real estate assistant. And since I have an ego to match my stellar talent, I expect you to read the book. You can learn more about it by visiting: RedHotNovel.com

I'm also a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. I am promoting a raffle to benefit Best Friends. The winner's animal companion will become a character in the next novel in the RED HOT series of books! To learn more about this, follow your nose to RedHotNovel/2009BestFriendsRaffle

Come back soon to read more of my brilliantly exotic celebrity interviews!

JENNI PULOS' LULU

2009-10-30T06:00:00.000-07:00

Lulu La James Pulos is the black and white dog in this cheerleading photo. She's a cattle dog mix who was rescued by Jenni Pulos. You may know Jenni from Bravo's "Flipping Out." Jenni and I have a lot in common. We are both assistants to gay real estate professionals and we both dance for them to make them happy. The similarities are kind of spooky...

Lulu is a cattle dog and I'm an Australian shepherd, so we both have that incredible intelligence for which herding dogs are admired. You can see this demonstrated in the following conversation we shared:

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help and what lesson you are here to help that person learn?

Lulu: When my mom's husband deserted her I kissed her tears and told her it was ok, someone deserted me too. My mom got me from a shelter. I know my mom will find the right someone just like she found me.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Lulu: Of course I do! My heart beats with his love and, duh, dog is God spelled backwards.

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Lulu: No. Every step on the earth I walk in love toward my maker. However, I am very afraid of baths.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Lulu: I loved my mom and my sister who is an, ugh...PUG.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Lulu: People, snacks, and scratches.

Jenni Pulos is a television and movie actress. Her television credits include appearances on "Monk," "Ten Items or Less," "Wild N'Out," "Moesha," "Girlfriends," and "Strong Medicine." Movie credits include "Tom Cool," "The Bachelor," "Dog Gone Love," "Unstable Fables," "and "Too Smooth." Jenni also writes and records rap songs, and won "Showtime At The Apollo" rapping and hip hop dancing. She is currently appearing on "Flipping Out," which will begin its third season on Monday August 17th at 10:00 on Bravo. It will air for ten episodes.

Learn more about "Flipping Out" here: http://www.bravotv.com/flipping-out

My own credits include playing a fabulous character in the witty new novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, by Devin O'Branagan. RED HOT PROPERTY is the tale of two rookie real estate agents learning to swim with the sharks at the town's most cutthroat agency. Critics have called it "hilarious, sassy, captivating, and filled with vivid unforgettable characters." I am one of those memorable characters; I'm the office mascot and real estate assistant to "The Queen of Real Estate," Valentino DeMitri. And since I have an ego to match my stellar talent, I expect you to read the book. You can learn more about it by visiting: http://www.redhotnovel.com/

I'm also a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. I am promoting a raffle to benefit Best Friends. The winner's animal companion will become a character in the next novel in the RED HOT series of books! To learn more about this, follow your nose to http://www.redhotnovel.com/2009bestfriendsraffle.html

Come back soon to read more of my brilliant celebrity interviews!

Zoë Roché's Ruby

2009-10-15T22:00:00.000-07:00

My person, Val, is a great singer, so I can appreicate how much Ruby enjoys being the companion of Zoë Roché, the singer of alternative rock group LOONER. Ruby, herself, is an expert in style, and so she and I have a lot in common. Every day I wear a totally chic neckscarf that always makes a statement. Today's scarf is embroidered with the words, "I'm Red Hot!" I make no apologies because, after all, confidence is sexy. Please enjoy my interview with stylish Shih Tzu, Ruby:

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help, and what lesson you are here to help that person learn.

Ruby: I act as a kind of guru and style expert for Zoë and her band, Looner. Because let's be honest, true beauty may come from within, but if you look a hot mess no one's gonna pay attention. It is show business after all.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Ruby: Zoë, when she puts her mind to it, can be quite divine. Just the other day she took an old tee shirt and a new swath of fabric and created a cocktail dress that Project Runway should patent. We're in talks now. Her creativity and beauty is boundless. Divine, even.

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Ruby: I am not sure to what you are referring….love is everlasting and good taste never dies.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Ruby: Love yourself and be adored.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Ruby: I used to love running up and down the hallways of hotels with Looner, but as I get older, I've come to appreciate the quiet moments more: getting a bang trim, eating tamales from the Farmer's Market in Santa Monica, falling asleep on the couch. Since I am not allowed in the venues where Looner plays (no dogs allowed), I have to say that hearing them play at home, especially when they are working out a new song, brings me infinite joy. Oh! And I just love a good flea dip! Nothing finer...

Zoë Roché is the singer of alternative rock group LOONER. Their new single "I Love My Tamagotchee!” is based on the wave of obsession the world saw from the Japanese “Tamagotchi” toy. Their EP, executive produced by Ziggy Marley, will be released later this year.

The daughter of film composer Basil Poledouris, Zoë was born in Los Angeles and by the age of nine had already made a melodic contribution to the musical world in the soundtrack for “Conan the Barbarian” – a feature film her father had been scoring at the time. As an adult, Zoë continued with her craft and logged compositional credits for such films as “Starship Troopers,” “Cecil B. DeMented,” “Shadow of Doubt” and “Down and Out with the Dolls.” Her official website can be found here: LOONER

I'm also a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. I am promoting a raffle to benefit Best Friends. The winner's animal companion will become a character in the next novel in the RED HOT series of books! To learn more about this, follow your nose to RedHotNovel/2009BestFriendsRaffle

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PABLO SOLOMON'S MIRO

2009-10-01T18:18:00.000-07:00

I am thrilled to conduct my first cat interview! I have always found cats to be rather mysterious creatures. They have imagination, make interesting sounds, and I must confess that one of my guilty pleasures involves licking them...but I digress.

Miro's human is Pablo Solomon, an internationally recognized artist known around the world for drawings and sculptures of dancers. First I'll interview Miro and then tell you more about Pablo.

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help, and what lesson you are here to help that person learn.

Miro: My name is Miro and my mission in life is to help my friend Pablo to know that he can do anything. As a kitten I was abandoned on a country road and had one of my front legs mangled by a hawk. It was left useless. I was tiny and helpless and Pablo and his beautiful wife Beverly rescued me and made me their special friend. They were afraid that I would not survive living with them on their ranch. But as I gained my strength, I began to do all the things that 4 legged cats can do--catch mice, climb trees, etc. I think Pablo realized that if a 3 legged cat can do anything, so could he.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Miro: Of course I do. I live in a beautiful place with a spring fed creek and lots of other animals---some who want to eat me. However, only God could make such a wonderful place for me to live. Pablo's wife Beverly is a Native American and believes that we should pass through this life and only take what we need, be thankful and make things better where we can. So do Pablo and I.

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Miro: Things are so nice here that I do not look forward to it. I share Woody Allen's idea--I am not afraid of dying, I just do not want to be there when it happens.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Miro: That I brought inspiration to others with what some would see as handicaps.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Miro: Catching mice and waking Pablo up at 4 am each day.

Besides being an artist, Pablo Solomon has done things as diverse as having had a bit part in a Mexican soap opera, was a founding teacher at the Houston Contemporary Dance Theatre in the 70s, and trained the Queen's Guard in the Netherlands in hand-to-hand techniques. Currently he lives and works with his wife Beverly on their historic 1856 ranch north of Austin, Texas. Before acting as his muse and business manager, Beverly was a model and then in sales and marketing for Diane von Furstenberg, Revlon and Ralph Lauren. Their ranch is not only a state historic site and an official Texas Wildscape, but was nominated in 1997-98 for the highest award in Texas for environmental restoration and preservation. To show thankfulness for their sucessful and blessed life, Pablo and his wife have been very involved in animal rescue, taking care of animals on their ranch and doing art for animal rescue groups. You can see Pablo's work at http://www.pablosolomon.com/

Now, I would like to bring the post back to me, as I really am my favorite topic of conversation. I am a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. I am promoting a raffle to benefit Best Friends. The winner's animal companion will become a character in the next novel in the RED HOT series of books! To learn more about this, follow your nose to http://www.redhotnovel.com/

Come back soon to read more of my fabulous interviews with celebrity pets!

VAL HEART'S EINSTEIN

2009-09-15T13:00:00.000-07:00

Before my person decided to adopt me, he asked an old country vet what he thought about Australian shepherds. The vet said, "Oh, don't get one because they tend to scare people. They're psychic you know!" That intrigued my person and the rest is history...

Yes, besides being incredibly beautiful, I am also psychic. So someday I would like to meet Val Heart, because she is a professional animal communicator. Her mini-schnauzer, Einstein, is quite special, too. He was only nine weeks old when Val assisted me in asking him the following questions. His answers are truly amazing!

Einstein: Around the end of last year, when I was still in Spirit form, I was asked to help the many lost human souls find their way back to center, to heal, to reconnect with their hearts and the planet’s energies. When I looked for the right human to help me change people’s lives, I found my perfect person in Val Heart. She can communicate with animals so she now speaks with my Voice so you can hear and understand me. We’re the perfect team because we have a shared mission. She’s dedicated her life to helping people connect at deeper levels with their animals. I can help her teach lots more humans and I have very important messages to share with humanity through her gifts. So the Plan was set into motion, and my Mommy and Daddy got together and made me a wonderful new body. I contacted her over the Christmas and New Years holiday season and told her to get ready, I was coming to change the world! I communicated with her for months through dreams and visions and telepathy, and 2 weeks before I was born, I told her to look for me. Sure enough, she found me right away and she knows what our mission is. I’m also here to help Val heal. She’s been very lonely and works way too hard, and she needs me. I’m here to change her life for the better and help her realize her own power, to reconnect with community, to play and embrace the love and flow of life.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Einstein: I’m not sure I understand the question because we are all Divine Beings. The Divine Spark is in each of us and we are all elements of pure consciousness, quarks in the Quantum Resonance Field, coming from True Source. We simply have different bodies to express ourselves with. Huh. I just thought of this… Have you ever thought that maybe humans and animals are like fleas and ticks on the body of our Mother Earth? But I digress… I came to the Earth to do my soul work, which is helping my human mother teach other humans how to talk to their animal friends. I know my human mother has years of experience, but I believe that together we can make an even bigger difference in the world. Anyway, you know that we animals try to communicate with people all the time. We have messages for them, insights to share, information they don’t know. We want to tell people what’s bothering us, where we hurt – we can even tell them where they hurt. We know what happened in our lives to make us the way we are… and we know what makes us happy and how to make people's life easier and more fun, and healthier too. Humans just need to learn to speak our language better. It’s so hard to try to communicate with them because humans can be so dense! I also want people to realize that we reflect their own imbalances, wounds and issues which makes us their very best teachers and healers. They have a lot to learn from us. And I’m just the dog to teach them. Learning how to work with me and connect at a deeper level helps them be better people – more balanced, kind, and considerate; helps them be healthier and clearer about who they really are – who we animals really are, and can completely transform the quality of life on our planet. And our planet really needs our help right now…

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Einstein: What’s to be afraid of? Death is a passage back to Spirit and the veil between worlds is so very thin… we just step out of our bodies. When Death comes it is to be welcomed and embraced. Death is easy. Sometimes the dying is hard, though, but the dying is also a part of life. It is the journey that tempers and illuminates our Spark and sometimes offers the most amazing, life changing lessons… and in that way it becomes like a parting gift to ourselves and our loved ones… until we meet again.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Einstein: I want to be remembered as The Dog Who Changed the World. I want my legacy to be a world full of humans that I have been able to touch, inspire, educate and teach so that they know, beyond a doubt, that dogs (and all animals) are in fact Divine messengers. That all animals and other beings are sentient, wise, and are fellow travelers here; and I believe this will help humans enjoy a kinder, gentler, more compassionate, more joyful, stable place of being as the world evolves into it’s next State of Being.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Einstein: What really gives me the greatest joy is when I connect with a human and their heart light opens up and shines for all to see. It’s a beautiful thing. I find that life itself is a joy! I love to cleanup our cat Lucy’s food! (She’s says she’s ok with that since she’s mostly finished eating anyway). Pouncing on the octopussy scrunchy toy is a blast too because it makes all these weird crackly noises and I can bite and hump on it all I want... that’s fun too! And my tug toy is very exciting! Chewing and grooming my bear-bear and my other stuffed toys… Oh! I also enjoy car rides, and treats! Treats are great! And learning new games is fun, and meeting people, and just running for the sheer joy of it!

Val Heart is an internationally recognized as an expert animal communicator, behaviorist, and master healer for people and their animals. She works with chronic pain, illness, trauma, training, behavior, euthanasia... and specializes in working with dogs and performance (competitive) sport horses: dressage, hunter jumper, reining, cutting. Val has appeared on television many times, is a frequent and welcome guest on radio, as well as having been showcased in newspapers, journals and magazines. She's a columnist for Enjoy Whole Health Magazine and is a contributing writer for the Austin Pets Directory as well as many ezines and books. She is the resident "Ask the Pet Communicator" for several websites, and her articles frequently appear in ezines and other journals. Val is the author of six books, is a contributing writer to Penelope Smith’s book, Animals in Spirit, and has also most recently contributed to Jenny Smedley’s soon-to-be-published Hay House book, Animal Souls. Her website is http://www.valheart.com/

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GENEVIEVE HIGHPOINT LA REINE

2009-07-01T08:50:00.000-07:00

Today's interview is with another dog who, like me, is famous. Genevieve Highpoint La Reine has written the funniest book ever written by a dog: SMALL DOG, BIG LIFE: Memoirs of a Furry Genius (as barktated to Dr. Dennis Fried). Apparently, Genevieve has been stirring up controversy around the world with her biting commentary on life with humans. Her writing is insightful, entertaining, and peppered with sophistication, wit, and charm.

(Gee, that sounds just like my own style of writing.)

Like me, Genevieve is a Zen master. We are both very wise, as the following interview will clearly demonstrate:

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help, and what lesson you are here to help that person learn.

Genevieve: Denny had many professional careers, and all involved writing, but none was for the commercial market. When I came into his life and started barktating my memoirs to him, it gave him the vehicle to reach out to a wide audience with a humorous message.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Genevieve: All dogs are really Zen masters. We are carefully tuned into the Now, and don't waste time worrying about the past or the future. We find joy in the simplest things, such as a thrown ball, a stuffed animal that squeaks when we bite it, a loving pat from our humans. We take what life gives us and live it to the fullest.

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Genevieve: You're darned right I am! That's why I always make sure to get buckled up in my car seat when I go for a ride, and I never scream at big dogs unless I know they can't catch me.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Genevieve: Smiles and laughter for all the humans who love animals.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Genevieve: Lying on the couch with Denny and taking a nap, while he watches dumb humans chasing a ball on TV.

Genevieve Highpoint La Reine is a leading canine researcher on human behavior. She is the proud holder of a degree in basic obedience, and is even prouder never to use it. She resides in Sarasota, Florida, and her favorite hobbies are eating and sleeping. Her latest book is the Simon & Schuster title Small Dog, Big Life: Memoirs of a Furry Genius (http://www.dogtellsall.com/).

Dr. Dennis Fried has been laughed out of numerous careers, including college teaching, marketing, and stand-up comedy. He holds advanced degrees in physics and philosophy, all of which have gone totally to waste. When not helping Genevieve with her career, he can usually be found pestering her for a raise. He resides in Sarasota with his wife, Katrina, and his boss, Genevieve.

Well, Genevieve and I are both literary marvels. She writes books, and I star in one. I am a delightful canine character in the witty new novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, by Devin O'Branagan. I really do enjoy being everyone's center of attention, so I fully expect you to read the book. You can find it at http://www.redhotnovel.com/

I'm also a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. I am promoting a raffle to benefit Best Friends. The winner's animal companion will become a character in the next novel in the RED HOT series of books! To learn more about this, follow your nose to http://www.redhotnovel.com/2009bestfriendsraffle.html

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COLLEEN PAIGE'S TINKERBELLE

2009-06-15T08:32:00.000-07:00

Well, the first thing I would like to say about Tinkerbelle is that she and I share similar taste in food. It takes a dog of high intelligence and refinement to truly appreciate gourmet fare.

Tinkerbelle's person is Colleen Paige, one of America's premier pet lifestyle experts. First I will conduct an interview with Tinkerbelle, and then I'll tell you more about Colleen.

Now, I am a serious reporter; I don't ask fluffy questions. So prepare to be dazzled!

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help, and what lesson you are here to help that person learn.

Tinkerbelle: I was named "Mascot of National Dog Day", as I was born to bring joy and kisses to the masses and mainly to bring my mommy and daddy together ( he hired my mommy to teach me manners. I no longer lift my leg in public ) I showed both of them that magical love and finding your true soulmate really does exist, even when you've given up all hope of ever finding it. I'm little. But I bring BIG LOVE to people everywhere I go.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Tinkerbelle: I believe in God because my mommy and daddy do. I would never want to be away from them, even if I have to hang out with the big J for a while until they come home. Plus... how can you not believe in God after tasting barbequed salmon?

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Tinkerbelle: No. Because I understand in heaven you can have anything you want. Starting my list: a little harp music....barbequed salmon, a heart to heart with God....barbequed salmon.....full body massage by an angel....barbequed salmon....long nap, much, much closer to the sun than before.....barbequed salmon....a giggling three year old to jump on and kiss.....barbequed salmon....

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Tinkerbelle: I want people to remember that one little dog, on one day a year, helped to save thousands of other dogs who no one wanted. I went from the dumpster to a dream. And they can too! I ask everyone to please adopt when they want another furry child. Please don't buy from pet stores as it only supports puppy mills. Oh yes, and one more thing - Chihuahua's FOR Pit Bulls! Woop! Woop!

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Tinkerbelle: Have I ever mentioned barbequed salmon?

Like me, Tinkerbelle is a wise and witty canine...

Colleen Paige is the author of “The Good Behavior Book for Dogs” (Rockport/Quarry Books 2007), founder of National Dog Day, a domestic and wildlife animal behaviorist, pet friendly interior designer, fine art pet photographer and Editor-in-Chief of Pet Home Magazine, she offers advice to clients and readers alike, ranging from dog and cat training, to pet nutrition, pet friendly homes and gardens, pet safe pools and pet safety for kids.

A passionate animal welfare advocate, Colleen created the Animal Miracle Network (AMN), to help save animals on a large scale. AMN is home to National Dog Day, a very special holiday that celebrates dogs for all they do, which helps to find homes for thousands of them across the nation through events and far reaching media campaigns. After the overwhelming response to this day back in 2005, she felt confident to then create the same lifesaving celebrations for other animals in need, with National Cat Day, National Horse Protection Day and National Wildlife Day, among others.

Currently, Colleen is a Contributing Expert for Total Health & Wellness Network, OK! Celebrity Magazine and DogTime.com. She is also in pre-production of a TV show based off of her magazine, Pet Home. Her website is http://www.colleenpaige.com/

Now, I would like to bring the post back to me, as I really am my favorite topic of conversation. I am a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. I am promoting a raffle to benefit Best Friends. The winner's animal companion will become a character in the next novel in the RED HOT series of books! To learn more about this, follow your nose to http://www.redhotnovel.com/

Come back soon to read more of my exciting interviews with celebrity pets!

TEAM CHIHUAHUA 'S VANILLA SALT

2009-06-01T07:51:00.000-07:00

This is my first interview with a celebrity dog! She is an internationally famous fashion model. Making a fashion statement is something Vanilla Salt and I have in common. Every day I don a neck scarf that makes a statement. Today it says DON'T BOTHER ME; I'M VERY BUSY AND IMPORTANT! But I have to admit that message has backfired on me, as no one has paid any attention to me today. But at least they know that I am important...

NYC Team Chihuahua members are: Cinnabon Bon, Vanilla Salt, Tequila Bon & Tabasco Chilly Pepper. Their ages range from 6 to 2 1/2 human years. They live in New York City with their pawrents, Ada & Edgar Nieves. Each started their modeling and acting career at a very early age. They have been featured in books like POCKET PUPS by Nikki Moustaki, INDOGNITO by Karen Ngo, and ONE NATION UNDER DOG by Michael Schaffer. TV appearances include "The Martha Stewart Show," "The View," "The Conan O'Brien Show," as well as international shows like "Woef" in Germany and "Sabado Gigante" in Latin America. They also receive a lot of attention in Spain, Italy, Japan, and England. They work for Ralph Lauren, Simplicity, Norstrom and Cole Hann.

Their website address is http://www.adanieves.com/TeamChihuahua.html

For fun, they run the NYC Chihuahua meetups, with more than 800 members who get together every month. Their schedule of events include the first NYC Chihuahua Pageant in June, a pool pawty in July, an ice cream social in August, and then the grand Canine Cruise scheduled for September 2009. The four of them work, play and live happily together.

Vanilla Salt has decided to be the spokesdog for my interview.

Vanilla Salt: We were born to help our pawrents Ada & Edgar Nieves. While our daddy was in the army, he had to constantly travel, so me and my brothers were companion to our Mom. She claims we are responsible for her not feeling alone at home and to help her meet/make many friends. If there is any lesson to learn it is that love is unconditional.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Vanilla Salt: Divine being...mmm...a God dog? No. But I believe that divine is nature itself: the miracle of life, an animal to be able to fly, an animal to be able to live under water without the need of breath. All creatures are divine beings for what they contribute to the world. I have heard that we dogs are divine as well. When we visit a senior or allow someone to pet us, for that moment we are helping humans to forget any ailments and just give and receive love. Our beliefs are that each one of us is capable of doing good in our own choices; that each animal, plant or human is a divine being.

Talisman: Are you afraid of death?

Vanilla Salt: I'm not afraid of death. It is natural course that takes all. It hurts to see someone go. It scares if you know about your own mortality. This is where faith intervenes, telling us that for us doggies (just like humans) we have a heaven. We have the rainbow bridge. Hopes then says that one day we will all be together again.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Vanilla Salt: We strongly advocate for spay/neutering of pets. And for health care, such as vaccinations and dental. If there is a legacy, we want it to be one of showing with actions how to better care for pets, and how humans can bond in so many different ways with their beloved animals.

Talisman: What gives you the greatest joy?

Vanilla Salt: The greatest joy is a simple sunny day with the whole family sitting together and enjoying each other's company; being with each other and loving that we are a family.

Gee, Vanilla Salt is not only beautiful, but wise, too...just like me!

And--since I'm feeling a bit intimidated by Vanilla Salt's fame--I need to remind my readers that I am a star in my own right. I'm a character in the hilarious new novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, by Devin O'Branagan. I'm an office mascot and a real estate assistant to Valentino DeMitri. Besides being brilliant at our repective jobs, Val and I are both sexy and talented, and our dancing is spectacular. I'm a colorful canine who adores being adored, so I fully expect you to read the book. You can find it at http://www.redhotnovel.com/

I'm also a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. I am promoting a raffle to benefit Best Friends. The winner's animal companion will become a character in the next novel in the RED HOT series of books! To learn more about this, follow your nose to http://www.redhotnovel.com/2009bestfriendsraffle.html

Come back soon to read more of my extraordinary celebrity interviews!

DEVIN O'BRANAGAN'S JAZZ

2009-05-15T11:59:00.000-07:00

Okay, I'm going to launch my celebrity pet interviews with a very special one. Devin O'Branagan's Jazz was the inspiration for my creation and I owe her more than I care to admit. I like to consider myself unique--and I most certainly am--but many elements of my fabulous character were gifted to me by Jazz.

Jazz has crossed over the Rainbow Bridge, so this interview was a special feat. I am a rather miraculous dog.

Like me, Jazz was an Australian shepherd. Unlike me, she had soulful brown eyes. I am a dancer, but Jazz was a singer. She was also a certified therapy dog, a real estate assistant, and Devin's special muse. Devin's new novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, was dedicated to her memory.

I will conduct the interview with Jazz first and tell you more about Devin later. I have five special questions I intend to ask every guest I have here. They are rather pithy, if I do say so myself. So brace yourself for intensity!

Talisman: I believe that, in the cosmic design, we animals are here to help people find their way. Presume I am correct (of course) and tell me what human you were born to help and what lesson you were here to help that person learn?

Jazz: I came in to teach Devin that joy can be found even in the midst of suffering.

Talisman: Do you believe in a Divine Being?

Jazz: Oh, yes! In It I move, and breathe, and have my being! I am only a small part of something much bigger. I can feel it. So could you if you try.

Talisman: Were you afraid of death?

Jazz: I didn't want to leave Devin alone. And I absolutely loved life in my physical body. But, I'm still here and I'm still me and it's only perception that has changed. Occasionally, since I crossed Rainbow Bridge, I have even been able to make Devin see me. I see her whenever I want. And when she crosses over, I'll greet her with a song.

Talisman: What do you want your legacy to be?

Jazz: Joy! I was a pure expression of joy.

Talisman: What gave you the greatest joy?

Jazz: The love I shared--and continue to share--with my family. Love is the bridge between here and there, and love never dies...

Like me, Jazz is an exceptional dog.

Devin O'Branagan is a novelist and a fundraiser for Best Friends Animal Society. Her first two novels, SPIRIT WARRIORS and WITCH HUNT, were published by Simon & Schuster's Pocket Books. Her latest novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, is the first in a series of seriocomic novels about a young single mother and her crazy adventures after becoming a rookie real estate agent. Reviewers have favorably compared RED HOT PROPERTY to Janet Evanovich's wildly successful Stephanie Plum novels.

And, of course, I am one of the stars of this new novel, so I fully expect you to read it!

Devin's website is http://www.redhotnovel.com/

Now, I would like to bring the post back to me, as I really am my favorite topic of conversation. I am a spokesdog for Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused and abandoned animals. I am promoting a raffle to benefit Best Friends. The winner's animal companion will become a character in the next novel in the RED HOT series of books! To learn more about this, follow your nose to http://www.redhotnovel.com/

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ATTENTION FAMOUS PETS!

2009-05-01T10:03:00.000-07:00

I'm planning a new feature here on my blog where I will conduct interviews with celebrities and their pets. As I am very philosophical, we will discuss meaningful things and--since I am also witty and charming--I expect we will have a lot of fun, too!

I have learned in life that because we don't speak their language, many humans think we aren't intelligent. Well, this will give us an opportunity to dispel that insanely narcissistic attitude.

(Not that I know anything about narcissism...)

So, if you are famous like me, have your person contact me to arrange an interview. My personal email address is Tali@RedHotNovel.com

And I'm sure you'll understand it when I say, it soon will be your pleasure to speak with me!

BEST FRIENDS ANIMAL SANCTUARY

2008-11-12T07:21:00.000-08:00

Dogs are trend setters...we lived "In The Now" before it was New Age fashionable to do so. This is why we tend to feel that every single moment of our lives is THE WAY IT WILL ALWAYS BE.

Even though I have a higher IQ than most dogs I, too, live from the heart-space of Now. So, when Val leaves me alone--if even it is just to go check the mail--I am extraordinarily happy when he walks back in the door. And when he is cross with me it devastates me beyond all reason.

If Val were to hurt me, or abandon me, or leave me without a forever home I cannot express the anguish I would feel.

I know from my many friendships that animals of all species have hearts that also break.

This is why my spirit was filled with joy when Val introduced me to Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abused, and abandoned animals. It is a refuge where hearts and bodies are mended by humans caring for animals, and by animals bonding with each other. No animals are killed because they are inconvenient, or troubled, or ill. Those who aren't suited to living with people are loved anyway, and those who want forever homes sometimes find them because of the work Best Friends does.

So, when I found out that Best Friends is funded by charitable donations, I came up with the idea of holding a raffle to benefit the sanctuary. The winner's pet will become a character in my creator's new novel and will become famous, just like me! And the animals at Best Friends will continue to know love...just like me.

Please enter the raffle. Don't wait. Time is different for us.

Follow the scent of this link to find out what you can do NOW:www.redhotnovel.com/bestfriendsraffle.html

DOG IS GOD SPELLED BACKWARDS

2008-10-06T06:07:00.000-07:00

I am a very philosophical dog. I suppose that comes from hanging around with my person, Val, who is on a spiritual journey. However, Val and I have very different approaches to the same destination. Every day Val does what he calls God-bathing, which is how he describes contemplation. I, on the other hand, sun-bathe...it requires much less effort. I don't understand why humans have to complicate everything.

Twice a day Val goes to his chapel, chants his sacred word, and disappears into some inner space that provides him comfort. I, quite comfortably and at random times, lay in the sun. "Well, Tali, that's very nice, but what do you do on cloudy days?" you might ask. What a silly question! The sun is always there, whether you can see it or not.

Val developed his belief system by studying the great mystics of all ages and distilling their wisdom. I developed mine by smelling things. What my nose has taught me is that everything and everyone is totally unique. No two people smell the same, nor do any two animals, or plants, or even rocks. So, did all that uniqueness come from something or nothing? The answer is obvious to me.

Then, of course, there is the philosophical debate about being different versus conforming; this is a big issue in our home where one of us is gay and the other is a bit gender-confused. Since each and every part of creation is unique, why shouldn't we respect the uniqueness of others?

Death is another big issue in our home. I was the first to lose a loved one. I gave birth to a little girl puppy we named Amulet. I was blessed to have her for almost a day. I knew from the moment I held her that something was wrong, but it was only a mother's knowing and no one else understood the problem. So I packed a lifetime of loving into that day; and love is the bridge between life and death, and love never dies.

Then Val lost his husband, Peter, in a car accident. Val's grief was no greater than mine, but he has had a harder time finding peace. He longs for the past, where I am content with the love I still have for Amulet. You see, I love her as much now as I did then. And when I sun-bathe I sense her presence in the hidden light.

Now this is not to say I didn't grieve my loss. I didn't eat for a week, I whimpered in the sun and I howled at the moon. I still long to lick her. But that experience of grief has given me the gift of compassion and now my capacity to love is greater than it once was. And love is the thing that matters most.

Did I mention that I still smell the uniqueness of Amulet and Peter? I never forget a smell...

CONFIDENCE IS SEXY

2008-09-18T09:36:00.000-07:00

Now, I know that some people think I'm a bit stuck-up. But, the truth is, I'm simply very confident. My mother once said to me, "Tali, there's a reason they call us bitches." And she was right. In my world, you just can't let them see your paws sweat, or you're flat on your back with your belly exposed, having to grin submissively, and that's just not my style.

This is not to say that I don't have a soft side. My person, Val, taught me that compassion is the most important thing in this world, and I do try and live that truth. For instance--even though it is every other dog's inclination to lick my ears adoringly--when I come snout to snout with a dog who is suffering, I don't hesitate to lick their ears instead. Like when Val takes me to the humane society to visit animals who are scared and lonely, or when he took me to the Best Friends Animal Sanctuary down in Utah, well, I did a lot of ear-licking.

So, I suppose now that's cleared up, you won't think less of me when I say, "I'm sure it was your pleasure to visit me again."

I AM EVEN MORE FAMOUS!

2008-08-10T07:23:00.000-07:00

Well, Devin O'Branagan has been making the talk show circuit and, of course, I am the main topic of conversation. When she is asked to speak about me, this is what she says:

Miss Talisman DeMitriTalisman is an exquisite blue merle Australian shepherd. Tali's registered name is Spiritsong's Lucky Talisman's Epiphany of DeMitri. Her person is Valentino DeMiitri and she is Val's real estate assistant and office mascot. She is way more intelligent than most of the people in the novel RED HOT PROPERTY. A deep thinker, her thoughts are shared by the slogans on the various neck scarves she wears throughout the novel. On days when she is suffering gender confusion (she is often compelled to lift her leg like a boy dog) her scarf says, “PEE ALL YOU CAN PEE!” On days when she is feeling philosophical, her scarf will ask, “IF A DOG BARKS HER HEAD OFF IN THE FOREST AND NO HUMAN HEARS HER, IS SHE STILL A BAD DOG?” And, of course, there is the ever-ready “CALL ME ELLEN!” scarf which declares to the world that Ellen DeGeneres is her hero. (They both have blue eyes, shaggy hair, and love to dance!) Talisman is very spoiled and lives a full life. Her staff includes a groomer, anesthesia-free dental hygienist, massage therapist, veterinarian, chiropractor, acupuncturist, Reiki master, pet psychic. She also has many friends with whom she schedules regular play dates. She has her own page on Doggy Spaces (which is the online canine version of MySpace). And Val often dresses her in flamboyant costumes: for the last Halloween Canine Costume ball, Tali went as Xena Warrior Princess and she drove all the dogs wild: gay, lesbian, and straight. Talisman has her own blog called "A Famous Dog's Blog," and the website RedHotNovel.com has all manner of gorgeous photos of Talisman and information about the RED HOT Raffle to benefit Best Friends Animal Sanctuary because, after all, not all the dogs in this world have it as good as she does…

And, of course, I couldn't have said it better myself!

YOU MAY CALL ME TALI

2008-06-29T07:56:00.000-07:00

Before the summer is over, I will be a very famous dog. Thus it only seems fitting that I begin writing my own blog. After all, simply everyone is going to want to know everything there is to know about me. I am one red hot dog!

My person is Valentino DeMitri, the most amazing human I have ever known...and I do get around. Val and I both love to dance: we're well known for shaking our butts as we perform our daily ritual rousing celebratory tribal dance of success. I don't have a tail so I can shimmy my bottom without anything getting in the way. Val's sexy butt can shimmy almost as well as mine. We make a cute couple.

Both Val and I come from show-business families and handle the limelight well. Val's mother, Margo DeMitiri, is an actress, and the head of the local university's theater department. She once had an infamous fling with a famous Hollywood actor, and that was how Val was created. We call Margo our "Drama Queen." I am "Queen For the Day," and Val is "Queen of the World." There is a lot of drama in our family as we all vie for sovereignty of the DeMitri realm.

My own mother was a beauty queen who won so many beauty shows that her people had to build a special room to display all of her ribbons and awards. So, as you can see, show business is in my bloodline as well.

There is so much I want to tell you about my life with Val, and my job, and my hobbies, and my charity work, and my thoughts about God, and my parents, and my sisters, and my many friends and fans, but I must pawz now for my beauty sleep.

In the meantime, you can learn more about the book that has been written about me: RED HOT PROPERTY. Visit the website at http://www.redhotnovel.com/. Once there, please check out the Best Friends Animal Society charity raffle and find out how your pet can become famous...just like me!

It was an honor for you to meet me...