I'm planning a new feature here on my blog where I will conduct interviews with celebrities and their pets. As I am very philosophical, we will discuss meaningful things and--since I am also witty and charming--I expect we will have a lot of fun, too!
I have learned in life that because we don't speak their language, many humans think we aren't intelligent. Well, this will give us an opportunity to dispel that insanely narcissistic attitude.
(Not that I know anything about narcissism...)
So, if you are famous like me, have your person contact me to arrange an interview. My personal email address is Tali@RedHotNovel.com
And I'm sure you'll understand it when I say, it soon will be your pleasure to speak with me!
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Friday, May 1, 2009
Sunday, August 10, 2008
I AM EVEN MORE FAMOUS!
Well, Devin O'Branagan has been making the talk show circuit and, of course, I am the main topic of conversation. When she is asked to speak about me, this is what she says:
Miss Talisman DeMitriTalisman is an exquisite blue merle Australian shepherd. Tali's registered name is Spiritsong's Lucky Talisman's Epiphany of DeMitri. Her person is Valentino DeMiitri and she is Val's real estate assistant and office mascot. She is way more intelligent than most of the people in the novel RED HOT PROPERTY. A deep thinker, her thoughts are shared by the slogans on the various neck scarves she wears throughout the novel. On days when she is suffering gender confusion (she is often compelled to lift her leg like a boy dog) her scarf says, “PEE ALL YOU CAN PEE!” On days when she is feeling philosophical, her scarf will ask, “IF A DOG BARKS HER HEAD OFF IN THE FOREST AND NO HUMAN HEARS HER, IS SHE STILL A BAD DOG?” And, of course, there is the ever-ready “CALL ME ELLEN!” scarf which declares to the world that Ellen DeGeneres is her hero. (They both have blue eyes, shaggy hair, and love to dance!) Talisman is very spoiled and lives a full life. Her staff includes a groomer, anesthesia-free dental hygienist, massage therapist, veterinarian, chiropractor, acupuncturist, Reiki master, pet psychic. She also has many friends with whom she schedules regular play dates. She has her own page on Doggy Spaces (which is the online canine version of MySpace). And Val often dresses her in flamboyant costumes: for the last Halloween Canine Costume ball, Tali went as Xena Warrior Princess and she drove all the dogs wild: gay, lesbian, and straight. Talisman has her own blog called "A Famous Dog's Blog," and the website RedHotNovel.com has all manner of gorgeous photos of Talisman and information about the RED HOT Raffle to benefit Best Friends Animal Sanctuary because, after all, not all the dogs in this world have it as good as she does…
And, of course, I couldn't have said it better myself!
Miss Talisman DeMitriTalisman is an exquisite blue merle Australian shepherd. Tali's registered name is Spiritsong's Lucky Talisman's Epiphany of DeMitri. Her person is Valentino DeMiitri and she is Val's real estate assistant and office mascot. She is way more intelligent than most of the people in the novel RED HOT PROPERTY. A deep thinker, her thoughts are shared by the slogans on the various neck scarves she wears throughout the novel. On days when she is suffering gender confusion (she is often compelled to lift her leg like a boy dog) her scarf says, “PEE ALL YOU CAN PEE!” On days when she is feeling philosophical, her scarf will ask, “IF A DOG BARKS HER HEAD OFF IN THE FOREST AND NO HUMAN HEARS HER, IS SHE STILL A BAD DOG?” And, of course, there is the ever-ready “CALL ME ELLEN!” scarf which declares to the world that Ellen DeGeneres is her hero. (They both have blue eyes, shaggy hair, and love to dance!) Talisman is very spoiled and lives a full life. Her staff includes a groomer, anesthesia-free dental hygienist, massage therapist, veterinarian, chiropractor, acupuncturist, Reiki master, pet psychic. She also has many friends with whom she schedules regular play dates. She has her own page on Doggy Spaces (which is the online canine version of MySpace). And Val often dresses her in flamboyant costumes: for the last Halloween Canine Costume ball, Tali went as Xena Warrior Princess and she drove all the dogs wild: gay, lesbian, and straight. Talisman has her own blog called "A Famous Dog's Blog," and the website RedHotNovel.com has all manner of gorgeous photos of Talisman and information about the RED HOT Raffle to benefit Best Friends Animal Sanctuary because, after all, not all the dogs in this world have it as good as she does…
And, of course, I couldn't have said it better myself!
Sunday, June 29, 2008
YOU MAY CALL ME TALI
Before the summer is over, I will be a very famous dog. Thus it only seems fitting that I begin writing my own blog. After all, simply everyone is going to want to know everything there is to know about me. I am one red hot dog!
My person is Valentino DeMitri, the most amazing human I have ever known...and I do get around. Val and I both love to dance: we're well known for shaking our butts as we perform our daily ritual rousing celebratory tribal dance of success. I don't have a tail so I can shimmy my bottom without anything getting in the way. Val's sexy butt can shimmy almost as well as mine. We make a cute couple.
Both Val and I come from show-business families and handle the limelight well. Val's mother, Margo DeMitiri, is an actress, and the head of the local university's theater department. She once had an infamous fling with a famous Hollywood actor, and that was how Val was created. We call Margo our "Drama Queen." I am "Queen For the Day," and Val is "Queen of the World." There is a lot of drama in our family as we all vie for sovereignty of the DeMitri realm.
My own mother was a beauty queen who won so many beauty shows that her people had to build a special room to display all of her ribbons and awards. So, as you can see, show business is in my bloodline as well.
There is so much I want to tell you about my life with Val, and my job, and my hobbies, and my charity work, and my thoughts about God, and my parents, and my sisters, and my many friends and fans, but I must pawz now for my beauty sleep.
In the meantime, you can learn more about the book that has been written about me: RED HOT PROPERTY. Visit the website at http://www.redhotnovel.com/. Once there, please check out the Best Friends Animal Society charity raffle and find out how your pet can become famous...just like me!
It was an honor for you to meet me...
My person is Valentino DeMitri, the most amazing human I have ever known...and I do get around. Val and I both love to dance: we're well known for shaking our butts as we perform our daily ritual rousing celebratory tribal dance of success. I don't have a tail so I can shimmy my bottom without anything getting in the way. Val's sexy butt can shimmy almost as well as mine. We make a cute couple.
Both Val and I come from show-business families and handle the limelight well. Val's mother, Margo DeMitiri, is an actress, and the head of the local university's theater department. She once had an infamous fling with a famous Hollywood actor, and that was how Val was created. We call Margo our "Drama Queen." I am "Queen For the Day," and Val is "Queen of the World." There is a lot of drama in our family as we all vie for sovereignty of the DeMitri realm.
My own mother was a beauty queen who won so many beauty shows that her people had to build a special room to display all of her ribbons and awards. So, as you can see, show business is in my bloodline as well.
There is so much I want to tell you about my life with Val, and my job, and my hobbies, and my charity work, and my thoughts about God, and my parents, and my sisters, and my many friends and fans, but I must pawz now for my beauty sleep.
In the meantime, you can learn more about the book that has been written about me: RED HOT PROPERTY. Visit the website at http://www.redhotnovel.com/. Once there, please check out the Best Friends Animal Society charity raffle and find out how your pet can become famous...just like me!
It was an honor for you to meet me...
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